Monday, June 6, 2011

Anthony Weiner in brief


If Anthony Weiner is guilty of something, he is mostly guilty of lying! Jesus doesn't think highly of politicians in the first place--especially Democrats, but when they manscape their bodies within an inch of their lives, and then send twitter pics to the nation, He gets very angry!

If Weiner had been Republican, God might have made an exception and he might have been excused, ironic last name not-withstanding. But every Christian who can truly call themselves Christian has to live with the filthy images of a smooth chested man cavorting around his home office in his underwear! That is all this Bride of Christ can think about!

The Bible Clearly states that it is a sin to manscape one's naturally hairy self, so we all know where Mr. Weiner is headed. That he publically advertised his sin makes it worse! Homosexuals are lining up for a glimpse of his muscled chest, and gutter slut women are drooling at his fabric pouch! Does that sound like the upright morals of someone who should be allowed to run the country? No! Through prayer, we can get this pervert off the public dole and kicked to the gutter where he belongs! Praise the Lord. Manwhore! Please join Sister Rosetta in condemning filth, depravity, and boxer shorts, wherever they may erect themselves.