Every once in a while, an unknown gentleman may spontaneously surprise me with a kindness at a time when it is most needed. That specific kindness might restore fond memories or renew my hopes for future joy in family life.
When that happens, I can become confused about the gentleman’s intentions, especially if I do not know whether he is married or not. Trying to determine his intentions and marital status can be very awkward, especially since he may be totally unaware of the effect of his kindness.
I am grateful because such experiences help me believe that someday a kind person will come into my life, and he will express his availability in unmistakable ways. In the meantime, please advise a gentlewoman on how to acertain and encourage such attentions with a goal toward matrimony.
Thank you!
Camille
Dear Camille,
The Bible clearly states that God is in charge of man, and the man is in charge of the woman. That meant the MAN was to decide when doors were to be opened, overcoats were to be placed over puddles, and ladies' hankerchiefs were to be retrieved and returned. An appreciative flutter by the damsel in distress was generally all it took for a marriage proposal to take place.
Sadly, in today's feminazi culture, every woman is your competition! Hapless men have no idea what they are doing, and brazen hussies are going to push you right out of the way with your current wait-and-see attitude.
You must find the man you want most, and then do everything in your power to get his attention. When his interest is aroused, you must pretend you despise him. Men want a challenge! Flirt! Show an ankle! But let him know he has no chance at your goods. Most men, christian or not, want to bend the rules on the matter of sex before marriage, but the very fact that you refuse his advances is what will draw him in.
Let Sister Rosetta know how it goes!
--Sister Rosetta
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